The Organ of Meaning

I just got an email from my college roommate/best friend that made my day. As you may have guessed by the image, his name is Greg Leavitt.

The story is that in college there were constantly people giving away shirts and such for a name and a social security number on a peice of paper; what they usually got was a fake name and a random string of 9 numbers. In return I got to walk away with a glorious Homer-Simpson-with-a-donut on a white piece of cotton. It was a glorious economic system. And before you say that we were committing fraud… okay, that may be, but it wasn’t credit card fraud, we never got te cards (except for that one time),and we never used them. Really, we didn’t.

Well, recently Greg used some personal records search site an put in his name and got this. It makes me feel like I’ve won at life.

For the record, you can buy his info – real and fraudulent – for a mere $1.95. Just don’t steal his identity.

TRUTH!